majesticmutantgnorbu: Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million neopoints that you don’t own a pteri. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a pteri would never just walk into something like chocolate. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That pteri still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that perfectly good neopets are left to starve, going unfed for over ten years? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a neopian.

majesticmutantgnorbu:

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million neopoints that you don’t own a pteri. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a pteri would never just walk into something like chocolate. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That pteri still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that perfectly good neopets are left to starve, going unfed for over ten years?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a neopian.

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